Blogtamus Prime.

This infomercial was MADE to jerk off to. WHY THE FUCK WOULD JUST JACK OFF A FUCKING WEIGHT?!?!?! AIMED AT YOUR TITS? WHHHAAAAT?! And I would like everyone to note that when they are talking about the “technology” that helped develop this amazing weight, and all the “research,” they only say that it was tested at “A prestigious California University.” uuummmm…. which one? UCLA? USC? Chapman? My guess is it was at a university nobody has fucking heard of.