December 2008
7 posts
Today:
Brett Favre: “My record in below freezing is 43-5.”
Seattle Seahawks: “We don’t give a shit.”
Seahawks win 13-3 in the snow. Fuck you Coogan.
Please note that these are not actual quotes.
WatchThis video saved my birthday.
WatchThis is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever seen.
Funny text conversation.
Me: Hey Jayseph, me and some guys are hanging out on the 19th for my birthday, do you wanna come?
Jayseph: Hmmmm… Will there be drinking?
Me: Probably not, most of us don’t drink.
Jayseph: Hmmm… Then I will bring my Bataflask.
“I wonder if masturbating will help keep me awake. I pull out my penis and find...”
– Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read, written by Slingblade, of Tucker Max fame.
I don't know why, but this is the funniest text...
New Text: Wow. You are a jerk and a liar and you no longer have my respect or my friendship.
My Reply: I am both those things. Sorry about losing the friendship.