October 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
“I want to punch him… But I think that would just hurt my hand… And...”
– Rose speaking of Ben Roethlisberger.
Sonnet + Taylor = Unfollowed.
May 2010
3 posts
“What, I can’t have my hands in my underpants?”
“Throw the snacks in the bag and I’m Ghost like Swayze.”
It’s so hard to reflect on the person I was in high school. I made friends and mistakes. I brought tears through laughter, joy and heartbreak. I thought I had really found myself quite a few times, only to realize the truth of an old statement.
There is a proverb that I have always loved, and an interesting story goes along with it. The earliest known origins of the phrase are traced...
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
6 posts
Forget number 2, lets skip to number 1! The Shake...
RE: Today, Megan and I got b*t*h slapped. And...
kristinoel:
it was awesome.
You’re god damn right Kaitlyn broke it up. She doesn’t take shit from anybody.
A List Of Things Girls Wish Guys Knew. (Edit.)
I stumbled across this list on Facebook, and thought it would be a funny read. Fuck was I wrong. This was the saddest list I’ve ever read. Let me show some of the things on this list, and comment on them:
1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.
You aren’t a detective, you’re a teenage girl. The most impressive source...
November 2009
10 posts
Number 3: Extenze (2008 edition, not that stupid...
If I have to explain why this is number three, unfollow me. Or ignore this countdown. Actually, you know what, I don’t really have a say in it. It’s you’re life. Do what you want. But might I suggest some infomercials to jenk to? This takes the number three spot.
Number 4: Ronco Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ
Ask any guy you know what he thinks of when he hears the phrase “enough sausages to feed a small army.” This is one of those infomercials where you let your mind do the… thinking. hmm. That probably could have come out better. Well, no time to edit, I have a lot of infomercials to watch. Read the video caption for a further understanding of why the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie &...
TOP 5 Infomercials to Masturbate to: Number 5
The TiddyBear! This is real. No, seriously, this is real. Although short in length, the Tiddybear infomercial provides a game within your masturbation session: Can you finish before the shot of the old guy wearing one? Nascar is still a top 5 grossing sport, so America sure as fuck still loves racing! (I was very sad to find out that statistic is true :( dammit southern states, I’m...
THE WAIT IS OVER!
The new WACIII Blog Series is here. It is a countdown. I will release the first one shortly.
I just Googled “Bing.”
And Binged “Google.”
Much less controversial than I thought it would be.
Pretty good night:
Condo.
Terrible’s Casino, the most depressing place on earth.
umm… Kelly fucking Clarkson.
Cigarettes.
Hang out with Landis and Gines.
home to watch NFL network.
Masturbate.
Work on Fantasy team.
Read.
(I understand the fun level takes a pretty big dip after I get home.)
October 2009
9 posts
Some people can't handle the NFL. →
Why the NFLs honoring of Spanish Heritage Month is...
The NFL is having the Refs do calls in spanish on Monday Night Football tonight. This, of course, is completely stupid, because if you are so fluent in spanish that you don’t understand english, you probably watch soccer anyway.
Four days until I see Rose.
6 days until the Seahawks face the Cards at Quest.
Three days until Halo Wars is due back.
only Two days of school left.
and did I mention…
Four days until I see Rose?
Probably a jazz thing.
A Rose in New York.
I want to go back. Nothing makes me more happy than spending time with Rose. It’s possible the romantic setting of a beautiful city had something to do with my fantastic time… but I just had the time of my life with her last weekend. If there is a way to have a better time, (minus a Seahawk victory on top of the good weekend) I can’t see how. First trip to visit Rose: Success....
“and that’s just what they’re turning it into. Butkus, Bednarik,...”
– troy polamalu
I’m so proud to hear of Theater III’s killing babies in pantomime form. Doing me proud.
September 2009
8 posts
Seahawk Injuries:
DT Brandon Mebane
WRs TJ Houshmandzadeh, Deion Branch (Branch is expected back week 3 or 4)
C Chris Spencer
CBs Marcus Trufant, Josh Wilson, Travis Fisher, Ken Lucas (4 CORNERS!!!)
LT Walter Jones
RT Sean Locklear
LBs Leroy Hill, Lofa Tatupu
FB Justin Griffith
THAT IS RIDICULOUS!!! WHY DO WE GET SO INJURED?!?!
Oh, and that isn’t including the Injury of… um… what’s...
Maybe next year.
Seahawks show thier true colors again: mediocre.
Without Matt Hasselbeck, and Aaron Curry getting 6 of his tackles broken and not looking like everyone thought he would play, PLUS other injuries to key playmakers, things are looking… well, like they always do for the Seahawks. We will have a season where we don’t do anything.
The good news for next week:
Deion Branch.
The best...
Things on my good side:
Guitar.
Marlboro 27s.
Seahawks.
Reading.
And things on my bad side:
Steelers.
Marlboro Lights.
sleep.
Sitting around doing nothing every night for months.
August 2009
4 posts
There are about 14 girls following me that I cannot identify. If you don’t have your name anywhere on your tumblr, how can you expect to get credit for your… brilliant writing.
Just found out that the Stimulus package gave 13 BILLION dollars to help upgrade schools for retarded children. Or, excuse me… slow children. I am not trying to be mean here, but seriously? They won’t notice. Sorry. That’s how it is.
June 2009
15 posts
Had a sick California road trip. Tons of cool stories. Busy, busy, busy. My cell phone is broken. It will work for about an hour a day. Don’t know why… New one comes on Wednesday. Thank god. I miss Rose. In my mind, when we see eachother after both of our road trips, it is a sweet moment where we realized how much we missed eachother. In reality I am sure it will be a friendly...