Thank god we don’t play Green Bay this year.
Visanthe Shiancoe takes shit talking to new heights.
Sonnet + Taylor = Unfollowed.
To celebrate the fact that my Rose is coming to town TOMORROW(!), I would like to share a gift with the world… Celebratory Deion Sanders Highlight Reel. You knew it was coming Tumblr Audience, you knew it deep down. Now, lets go Primetime.
We did it Landis. Hall of Fame. Wait…
Goodbye Kurt Warner. Thank you for a fantastic career that must have been as fun to play as it was to watch. You are an incredible man, and a standard that others should be measured.
Favorite picture.
it was awesome.
You’re god damn right Kaitlyn broke it up. She doesn’t take shit from anybody.
I think this commercial is why I listen to metal. Kids really are that impressionable. You’ll get caught up in it!
I stumbled across this list on Facebook, and thought it would be a funny read. Fuck was I wrong. This was the saddest list I’ve ever read. Let me show some of the things on this list, and comment on them:
1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.
You aren’t a detective, you’re a teenage girl. The most impressive source you have is what your friend heard from a friend who overheard a friend talking about.
2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.
Oh, I forgot to mention it: Your friends aren’t detectives either. Sorry.
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.
So, girls can’t keep secrets. Noted.
Lets skip ahead:
7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us.
Who the fuck IM’s on MSN? What?
11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.
Then why has every girl I’ve ever dated told me “They’re my friends Billy, be nice!”
14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
This just makes you sound stupid.
15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
You know what, forget that last comment when I said you sounded stupid. If you believe everything you read, you are stupid.
16. We have mood swings. Get over it.
We watch porn, get over it.
22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.
Who the fuck is using MSN to IM their boyfriend, and then gets upset when he goes to the Disco without them? What?
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
Ok, so, just to review: so far you IM with MSN, Disco, are stupid, AND Lie?
34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
If any girl that I know has had a guy say (L) to them instead of love, please tell me. I just flat out cannot imagine someone texting “ok, I (L) you!” Do you know how much time it takes to type symbols on some phones? Jesus.
45. We never forget things. Ever.
Then why was number 12 “You might be the reason we failed a math test?”
46. We over-analyze everything.
Why aren’t there more female philosophers?
I could comment every single one of these, but I have to finish an essay. And no, not like finish killing a mexican male I know. You’re welcome.
